The Colbert Report Season 3 Episode 50
Elaine Pagels
Stephen announced that he will be having a metaphor-off with Sean Penn on Thursday's show. Update on Stephanie Colburtle the turtle who was in 2nd place at the time of broadcast on the race to the Galápagos Islands, by some logic "proving Darwin wrong." Short mention of Iraqi insurgents.
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- 3 - 136Craig VenterOct. 30, 2007
- 3 - 135Richard BermanOct. 29, 2007
- 3 - 134Craig NewmarkOct. 18, 2007
- 3 - 133Garry KasparovOct. 17, 2007
- 3 - 132Bob DroginOct. 16, 2007
- 3 - 131Paul GlastrisOct. 15, 2007
- 3 - 130Chris JordanOct. 11, 2007
- 3 - 129Gen. Wesley ClarkOct. 10, 2007
- 3 - 128Stephen ColbertOct. 09, 2007
- 3 - 127George SaundersOct. 08, 2007
- 3 - 126John KaoOct. 04, 2007
- 3 - 125Jim LovellOct. 03, 2007
- 3 - 124John MearsheimerOct. 02, 2007
- 3 - 123Charlie SavageOct. 01, 2007
- 3 - 122David SchwartzSep. 27, 2007
- 3 - 121Tony BennettSep. 26, 2007
- 3 - 120John GrishamSep. 25, 2007
- 3 - 119Thomas FriedmanSep. 24, 2007
- 3 - 118Jeffrey ToobinSep. 20, 2007
- 3 - 117Naomi WolfSep. 19, 2007
- 3 - 116Susan SarandonSep. 18, 2007
- 3 - 115Ed Begley JrSep. 13, 2007
- 3 - 114Joel KleinSep. 12, 2007
- 3 - 113Garrison KeillorSep. 11, 2007
- 3 - 112Bjorn LomborgSep. 10, 2007
- 3 - 111Thomas E. RicksAug. 23, 2007
- 3 - 110Richard BransonAug. 22, 2007
- 3 - 109Michael ShermerAug. 21, 2007
- 3 - 108Nathan SawayaAug. 20, 2007
- 3 - 107Mike HuckabeeAug. 16, 2007
- 3 - 106Michael WallisAug. 15, 2007
- 3 - 105Jerry Miller, Spencer WellsAug. 14, 2007
- 3 - 104Michael JacobsonAug. 13, 2007
- 3 - 103Judd ApatowAug. 09, 2007
- 3 - 102Jim Cramer, Tina BrownAug. 08, 2007
- 3 - 101Ian BogostAug. 07, 2007
- 3 - 100Michael J. BeheAug. 02, 2007
- 3 - 99Michael BeschlossAug. 01, 2007
- 3 - 98Kathleen Kennedy TownsendJul. 31, 2007
- 3 - 97Evan OsnosJul. 30, 2007
- 3 - 96Robert ShrumJul. 26, 2007
- 3 - 95Charles KaiserJul. 25, 2007
- 3 - 94Anthony D. RomeroJul. 24, 2007
- 3 - 93Simon SchamaJul. 23, 2007
- 3 - 92Frank SullowayJul. 19, 2007
- 3 - 91John MellencampJul. 18, 2007
- 3 - 90Mark MoffettJul. 17, 2007
- 3 - 89Richard Florida, Ben NelsonJul. 16, 2007
- 3 - 88Doug BaileyJun. 28, 2007
- 3 - 87Tom Blanton, Daniel GilbertJun. 27, 2007
- 3 - 86David FranceJun. 26, 2007
- 3 - 85Tom HaydenJun. 25, 2007
- 3 - 84Vincent BugliosiJun. 21, 2007
- 3 - 83Will SchwalbeJun. 20, 2007
- 3 - 82Anne-Marie SlaughterJun. 19, 2007
- 3 - 81Toby KeithJun. 18, 2007
- 3 - 80Daniel B. SmithJun. 14, 2007
- 3 - 79Rep. Ron PaulJun. 13, 2007
- 3 - 78Josh WolfJun. 12, 2007
- 3 - 77Dr. Michael D. GershonJun. 11, 2007
- 3 - 76Cullen MurphyJun. 07, 2007
- 3 - 75Carl BernsteinJun. 06, 2007
- 3 - 74Jessica ValentiJun. 05, 2007
- 3 - 73Rep. Jan Schakowsky, Leon BotsteinJun. 04, 2007
- 3 - 72Jimmy WalesMay. 24, 2007
- 3 - 71Bay Buchanan, Bob DeansMay. 23, 2007
- 3 - 70John AmaechiMay. 22, 2007
- 3 - 69Jared DiamondMay. 21, 2007
- 3 - 68Randy Kearse, Rep. Tom DelayMay. 17, 2007
- 3 - 67Howard DeanMay. 16, 2007
- 3 - 66Walter IsaacsonMay. 15, 2007
- 3 - 65William LangewiescheMay. 14, 2007
- 3 - 64Jann WennerMay. 10, 2007
- 3 - 63Salman Rushdie, Jane FondaMay. 09, 2007
- 3 - 62Nassi Nicholas TalebMay. 08, 2007
- 3 - 61Richard PrestonMay. 07, 2007
- 3 - 60Conn IgguldenMay. 03, 2007
- 3 - 59Gina KolataMay. 02, 2007
- 3 - 58Malcolm GladwellMay. 01, 2007
- 3 - 57Neil deGrasse TysonApr. 30, 2007
- 3 - 56Madeleine BordalloApr. 26, 2007
- 3 - 55David WalkerApr. 25, 2007
- 3 - 54Dr. Andrew WeilApr. 24, 2007
- 3 - 53Russell SimmonsApr. 23, 2007
- 3 - 52Sean PennApr. 19, 2007
- 3 - 51Paulina PorizkovaApr. 18, 2007
- 3 - 50Elaine PagelsApr. 17, 2007
- 3 - 49John KerryApr. 16, 2007
- 3 - 48Dr. Richard LandApr. 12, 2007
- 3 - 47Vali NasrApr. 11, 2007
- 3 - 46Jeannette WallsApr. 10, 2007
- 3 - 45Colin BeavanApr. 09, 2007
- 3 - 44Clive JamesMar. 29, 2007
- 3 - 43Jabari AsimMar. 28, 2007
- 3 - 42Madeleine AlbrightMar. 27, 2007
- 3 - 41Gwen IfillMar. 26, 2007
- 3 - 40Katie CouricMar. 22, 2007
- 3 - 39Benjamin BarberMar. 21, 2007
- 3 - 38Willie NelsonMar. 20, 2007
- 3 - 37Jerome GroopmanMar. 19, 2007
- 3 - 36Ayaan Hirsi AliMar. 15, 2007
- 3 - 35Ed ViestursMar. 14, 2007
- 3 - 34Michael Eric DysonMar. 13, 2007
- 3 - 33Nicholas KristofMar. 12, 2007
- 3 - 32Ted KoppelMar. 08, 2007
- 3 - 31Michael SpecterMar. 07, 2007
- 3 - 30Mark FrauenfelderMar. 06, 2007
- 3 - 29Ben & JerryMar. 05, 2007
- 3 - 28Larry KingMar. 01, 2007
- 3 - 27Nina JablonskiFeb. 28, 2007
- 3 - 26Craig VenterFeb. 27, 2007
- 3 - 25Zev ChafetsFeb. 26, 2007
- 3 - 24Shashi TharoorFeb. 15, 2007
- 3 - 23Lance ArmstrongFeb. 14, 2007
- 3 - 22Sheryl WuDunnFeb. 13, 2007
- 3 - 21Michael OppenheimerFeb. 12, 2007
- 3 - 20Debra DickersonFeb. 08, 2007
- 3 - 19Steven PinkerFeb. 07, 2007
- 3 - 18Charlie LeDuffFeb. 06, 2007
- 3 - 17Wendy KoppFeb. 05, 2007
- 3 - 16Chuck SchumerFeb. 01, 2007
- 3 - 15Jed BabbinJan. 31, 2007
- 3 - 14Donna ShalalaJan. 30, 2007
- 3 - 13Barry LandoJan. 29, 2007
- 3 - 12Mike WallaceJan. 25, 2007
- 3 - 11Lou DobbsJan. 24, 2007
- 3 - 10Michael S. SteeleJan. 23, 2007
- 3 - 9Tom SchallerJan. 22, 2007
- 3 - 8Bill O'ReillyJan. 18, 2007
- 3 - 7Richard ClarkeJan. 17, 2007
- 3 - 6Dinesh D'SouzaJan. 16, 2007
- 3 - 5Alex KuczynskiJan. 15, 2007
- 3 - 4Judy WoodruffJan. 11, 2007
- 3 - 3David KampJan. 10, 2007
- 3 - 2Jim CramerJan. 09, 2007
- 3 - 1Ethan NadelmannJan. 08, 2007
